Chapter 5: The Greatest of Journeys Begins with a Single Step
In case you were wondering how that song went, performed by the Starfish Wonderfucks (who we ourselves have no relation to)...
Inside the Queen's chamber, a terrified looking minion pulls a velvet curtain aside, revealing....
...a GIGANTIC TERMITE!
"And what news have you from the Fethilian front?" the massive insects asks. "When shall we receive the first shipment of delicious, magickal Erkenheldian wood? Make haste, for the time is drawing near for me to lay thousands of eggs, the better to perpetuate my strange and bewildering race! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
In case you were wondering how that song went, performed by the Starfish Wonderfucks (who we ourselves have no relation to)...
Huzzah yer the birthday chap!From the Cutting Room Floor
Mushful, mushful, mushful!
Ride a magic sheep,
into the land of happy dreaming!
Mushful, mushful, mushful!
Kill an elf, an make it's head
Inta ha' hat,
Cause yer the birthday chap!
Mushful, mushful, mushful!
Huzzah yer the birthday chap!
Mushful, mushful, mushful!
Mushful, mushful, mushful!
Inside the Queen's chamber, a terrified looking minion pulls a velvet curtain aside, revealing....
...a GIGANTIC TERMITE!
"And what news have you from the Fethilian front?" the massive insects asks. "When shall we receive the first shipment of delicious, magickal Erkenheldian wood? Make haste, for the time is drawing near for me to lay thousands of eggs, the better to perpetuate my strange and bewildering race! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
3 comments:
What is so great about the Super-secret Easter egg page?
Now I see! Now I see the glory that is the super-secret Easter egg page! Thank you, Arthur's computer, for being able to play videos that my computer can't, and thank you, Melissa and Jon, for posting such glorious tidbits! I love Jarthen! SO MUCH!
I'm going to make Arthur learn this song and sing it at my birthday. I'm also going to present it to the head of school. We have to sing the regular birthday song every week, and it's surprisingly challenging. This might be more within my vocal range. Thank you for expanding the body of birthday music to include something more singable.
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